Paul Sego is feared by antagonists all over the Kingdom of Obesia. A lumbering basement dweller, he is able to eviscerate his opponents both from a distance and up close. Paul's basement rage is unleashed when an enemy gets too close for his comfort. He is a great choice for both one player and two player games, but his lack of speed is a dealbreaker for some.

Trivia: Paul Sego may or may not be based on the real-life neckbeard, Paul's Ego, a member of the Drunken Peasants podcast team.