The Hipster Lady is a special enemy in Neckbeards. She throws destructible ukuleles at the players while being guarded by a couple of Beta Male Orbiters. These male acquintances of hers are, unfortunately, indestructible.

Hipster Ladies enjoy reading fashion blogs and spending one-on-one time with dozens (or hundreds) of Chads. As for beta males, the closest they ever get to these women is by pointlessly orbiting them.

Real Talk

The phenomenon of beta male orbiting is real. Many shit-to-mid tier beta males will bend over backwards for a chance of attention from a female, whether it comes in the form of a platonic dinner date or a brief exchange on Skype. This reward is often granted upon the beta for performing some kind of favor to the female. These favors might include fixing her computer or doing her homework.

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