Sexy George

Sexy George is an American-Ukranian virgin. He may have a hard time getting a girlfriend, but he's willing to fight the good fight to the bitter end. As a neckbeard he is rather slow, but makes for a great choice in one player games with his formidable firepower.

Sexy George takes pride in his man boobs and his daily 50000 calorie intake. He is, after all, the only licensed chef in the Kingdom of Obesia.

Trivia: the man who inspired the character of Sexy George, George, did a gameplay video of Neckbeards: Basement Arena to great acclaim.