The Protagonists

Consisting of various factions, The Protagonists represent the good guys in the Neckbeards universe. Their army is mostly made of beta males, neckbeards, incels, and other social pariahs. They may not lift a whole lot, but boy do they kick ass when pushed around by those assholes, The Antagonists!

The Protagonists vow to uphold the values of the Neckbeard creed:
 * 1) No food shall be wasted
 * 2) Daylight is pain; thou shalt only dwell in darkness
 * 3) The basement shall see no bullying, shaming, or womenfolk (except mom and maybe the odd spinster)